Author: Nico
Pairing: Rfa/Rfa
Rating: U, G
Genre: Sniff, sniff... Read and decide yourself
Beta: Ethel
Summary: So little chit chatting between rfa about those possible pairings
A/N: It felt good to write fic what was part of :)
Yoosung/Zen
Yoosung: ...
Jumin: What I am even doing here?
Jaehee: There is so much work what I should do and I am here...
Zen: Why am I wasting my time to something like this...?
Author: GET IT TOGETHER AND JUST SAY YOUR OPINION SO WE CAN END THIS TODAY!
Zen: Who is that?
Saeran: She is author. She is here cause her own egoism
Author: Just bear with me and answer
Seven: Exactly. You guys are no fun. And I say NO to this pairing for my Yoosung boys sake.
Yoosung: Thanks I guess... And I suppose there is worse pairings waiting us but since I'm in this one I say no.
Zen: Agree with Yoosung
Jumin: Why should I care what ever or not those two are daiting?
Saeran: Agree with Jumin.
Jaehee: This one can't be good for Zen's reputation, so I say no.
V: I think this one just wouldn't work, so no.
Rika: I agree with V.
*Everyone !!!!*
Yoosung: YOU ARE ALIVE RIKA!!!!!!!!
Rika: Hi everyone.
Author: I invited her here and since everyone have said their opinion, let's move on!
Yoosung/Jaehee
Yoosung: Me again...
Seven: I remember Jumin saying something like Jaehee and Yoosung should date.
Jumin. Nonense. I was just kidding. And as long as it don't interrupt Assistant Kang work, it's one and same to me.
Zen: Take little interest in this trust-fund-kid, and I don't think Jaehee or Yoosung would want to date each others, they are friend type.
Rika: I agree with Zen. They are good friends, but nothing more.
V: Agree with Rika.
Zen: So you agree with me...
Saeran: I don't care.
Seven: Bit cold bro. And I think they could actually be very cute together...
*Jaehee and Yoosung glares Seven*
Seven: Or maybe not.
Jaehee: Yes. Yoosung is good work pair and friend but absolutely nothing more.
Yoosung: That was hars, but I agree.
Yoosung/Jumin
Yoosung: WHY ME AGAIN?!?
Author: These pairings are coming in order, and all pairings where you are are first ones.
Yoosung: Aaaa...
Zen: Where the hell this one comes? I say absolutely no. Trust fund jerk doesn't deserve Yoosung.
Jumin: What you mean doesn't deserve...? But I say no as well.
V: This one is doomed, no.
Rika: Jumin and Yoosung are both my precious friends, and Yoosung is my cousin too, but I think they don't suit each others.
Seven: Why everyone are so negative today? No one is fun. But I say no too.
Yoosung: Well, then you can't actually say that we are negative. I say no.
Saeran: Still don't care.
Seven: Booooring bro!
Jaehee: I can't say yes to this one, so no.
Yoosung/Seven
Seven: Yoosung~ Are you missing me~
Yoosung: Don't tease me.
Seven: Aww, come on darling, you are no fun!
Saeran: Stop Saeyong, it's embrassing. I say no for Yoosung.
Jaehee: Yes.
Seven: YOU GUYS ARE SO HARS!
V: I think this isn't the worst...
Seven: YES.
Yoosung: Are you saying yes Seven? 'Cause I say no.
Jumin: It could come something... But it isn't my problem.
Seven: I'm moved Jumin. And to your question Yoo, I don't say 'no', but I don't say 'yes' either.
Rika: It isn't so bad after all. Sorry Yoosung.
Yoosung: Somebody save me -_-
Author: Sorry Yoosung but NOW MOVING ALREADY!
Yoosung/V
Zen: Why Author yells so much?
Seven: Dunno.
V: Let's keep going so she doesn't yell.
Author: I feel insulted
Rika: I say no since V is my boyfriend and I love him.
Jaehee: Yes. V has girlfriend already. And Yoosung doesn't like V.
Yoosung: I nearly hate him. But since Rika is here now should I still hate him...? Well, anyways no.
Jumin: I can't even imagine V and Yoosung in relationship so no.
V:I say no as well.
Seven: Everyone is boring again, but V has Rika.
Saeran: So you are boring as well. At this one I say no for Sav- wait, Rika.
Zen: Try to forget Mint Eye already. And no.
Yoosung/Rika
Yoosung: She is my cousin, my role model and friend, but no girlfriend.
Rika: Same as Yoosung said.
Jumin: I think we all are going to say 'no', or if someone is going to say 'yes' they can say it now.
*Deadly quiet*
Author: In that case, let's take the next one.
Yoosung/Saeran
Seven: Sorry bro, but Yoosung is still scared about you.
Saeran: ...
Yoosung: No I' not! *shivering*
Seven: Just look at him! Scared little boy! Hey author, let's just skip this one~
Author: Cool with me, I don't ship this one either.
Zen/Jaehee
Yoosung: Jaehee is red.
Seven: Just thinking about it makes Jaehee's heart race.
Jaehee: Please shut up Seven. I'm Zen's fan, I couldn't even think about something like that.
Seven: Still red.
Jumin: As long as Assistant Kang can work.
V: Quite cold Jumin. This one could work.
Rika: As Zen's fan, I say no.
Yoosung: I like to agree with Rika, but I really think that this one could really work.
Seven: YES. V and Yoosung are right. Don't be so cold Jumin and join us with Elly~
Jumin: IT'S ELIZABETH THE 3RD.
Zen: Don't talk about that fur ball. My nose feels itchy. And I haven't think Jaehee like that.
Seven: Aww, come on Zen, Jaehee is awesome don't you think?
Zen: That's not the point!
Saeran: Cut it off. From all pairings what we are going to hear, this one is probably those better ones.
Seven: YOU REALLY ARE MY BROTHER!
Saeran: SHUT UP!
Zen/Jumin
Author: Just so you know, this one is really shipped. Myself I don't ship it but I know that many people does.
Jaehee: !!!
Yoosung: Eh, sorry, but what the heck?
V: I thought that those two doesn't really get along.
Zen: WE DON'T! PEOPLE WHO DO SHIP THIS MUST BE INSANE! I HATE THAT JERK!
Rika: Please don't yell Zen. And this is weird.
*Seven whispers to Jumin*
Jumin: Half year?
Seven: Half year.
Jumin: This one isn't so bad to tell the truth.
*Everyone !!!*
Jaehee: Did I just hear right?
V: I'm happy that you seems calm with it, but...
Seven: Think about it! Those two could make such a cute pair~
Zen: Knock it off Seven! And Trust Fund jerk, you must really gone insane!
Saeran: Idc.
Seven: Bro, I'm stunned. You say "Idc" even thought Jumin nearly agreed!
*Saeran glares Seven*
Seven: Fine.
Jumin: If Zen could just come over his unnecessary and without reasons living angriness towards me it could work.
Rika: World is weird...
Yoosung: Am I dreaming...
Jaehee: If you are it's more like nightmare...
Zen/Seven
Seven: Master <3
Zen: GET OUT! DON'T MAKE THIS EVEN WORSE!
Seven: Don't be so hars little Zenny~
Jumin: God, I feel sick.
Jaehee: Me as well.
Seven: You are all too hars! Are you say that Master is too good for me!^^
Zen: Dude, knock it off. Gross.
Saeran: This one is hopeless.
V, Rika & Yoosung: Agree.
Seven: I feel insulted.
Author: Don't feel. Zen's loss.
Zen/V
Zen: Easy. No.
V: No.
Jumin: No.
Jaehee: No.
Rika: Absolutely no.
Saeran: Idc but no.
Yoosung: No.
Seven: No.
Author: Yes! This one was fast and clear. I would say 'no' too.
Zen/Rika
Rika: I'm fan and I have V~
V: She is flattered.
Jaehee: I can see...
Seven: Jaehee's envies can be smelled.
Yoosung: Yeah, but no to pairing.
Jaehee: Please stop you two.
Jumin: For V, no.
V: Thank you Jumin.
Saeran: No.
Seven: It's wondeful to see that you care and no.
Author: Everyone didn't say their opinion but it seems clear that nobody is going to say actually 'yes'.
Zen/Saeran
Zen: Uh, sorry dude, but no.
Saeran: You make it seems like I was going to say 'yes'. Yes only over my dead body.
*Zen almost dies mentally*
Seven: Aww, awesome bro! Don't worry, I don't let him even near you~ I would never give Zen even a change to touch your body~
Jaehee: Please stop it already Seven and this is too weird to say 'yes'.
V & Rika: Agree.
Yoosung: No, but is that Zen's body over there?
*Everybody looks Zen's nearly living body*
Seven: Njah, he is alright! NEXT!
Jaehee/Jumin
Seven: It doesn't sound too bad...
*Everybody glares Seven*
Seven: I mean, come on, you think so too.
Saeran: I'm not going to admit it later, but Saeyong is right.
Seven: SEE!?!
Yoosung: Well, comparing to for example Zen/Saeran, this one could work, if Jumin could give less work to Jaehee.
Zen: Don't talk nonense. That jerk isn't going to deserve woman like Jaehee ever!
Jumin: I'm not saying that I'm interested, but stop dissing me Zen.
V: Agree with Jumin, Hyun.
Rika: Me as well.
Jaehee: It would be wonderful if you could give me less work thought...
Jumin: So much as I hate to give too much work myself, that is something that can't be helped so let's move on.
Jaehee/Seven
Seven: This is one of those that I have to say no for my sake.
Jaehee: I can't understand what you mean but I say no too.
Rika: Well, this is one isn't going to work so no.
V: Same as Rika.
Yoosung: Agree with Rika.
Jumin and Saeran: Idc...
Seven: Those two are sometimes just so hopeless...
Jaehee/V
Jaehee: V has Rika so no.
V: Yes.
Author: Then what if V wouldn't have Rika?
Seven: Our lovely author is here again.
Rika: So it seems, and if I'm not here, I naturally can't say anything.
Jumin: ...
V: In that case, maybe but I doubt it.
Jaehee: I as well.
Zen: It would be possible in that case, but I don't think it would actually happen.
Saeran: If Sa- Rika isn't here does it mean I wouldn't be either?
Yoosung: Guys, if Rika haven't been there, we would't have Rfa and those two have never met.
Author: Actually, 'cause V and Jumin would still be friends and it's V who picked Jaehee from all of those people to Jumin's assistant, they actually could very possibly have met.
Everybody: Aaaaaa....
*silent*
Seven: So, after all, there actually could be V and his lovely wife Jaehee! Next!
Jaehee/Rika
Jaehee: I never get to know Rika that well, but I say no.
Rika: It goes same with me.
Zen: They are more like 'good friend' type.
Jumin & V: Agree.
Saeran: No
Seven: It's lovely to see how Saeran actually say something to these. No as well from me.
Yoosung: I can't even think about them like that so no.
Jaehee/Saeran
Seven: My brother kills me if I say 'yes' so no.
Saeran: You make me sound like killer or murder.
*Deadly silence*
Jaehee: A- Anyways! No.
Jumin: Oh, yeah, no it is.
Everybody else (mumbling): Agree
Author: This was Jaehee's last one, so be happy Jaehee^^
Jumin/Seven
Seven: If this one ever happens, I become company slave before I even see it so for the sake of my life, freedom and Honey buddha Chips NO.
Jumin: What are you saying...? And for Elizabeth the 3rd no.
Seven: Wait, again, it doesn't sound too bad...
Jumin: GET LOST.
Jaehee: This one would mean easier or harder times for me and I don't want to take risk.
Jumin: Now when we were talking about Elizabeth, why she isn't part of this?
Everyone: ...
Jumin: Oh, ah, obviously author understood that it wouldn't succeed with anybody else than me and saved time. Wise.
Everybody: ...
Author: Thanks Jumin (even thought I don't know can I take that as compliment) and to broke this awkward silent let's take the next one!
Jumin/V
Jumin & V: He is precious childhood friend to me, most likely best friend but not anything more.
Rika: I think that was that
Yoosung: Yep.
Jumin/Rika
Author: Before you say anything, let's think that Rika wouldn't met V and besides have met Jumin.
*Akward silent*
Author: They all think that Jumin and Rika would actually have became pair, but no one is going to say it since Rika and V are like on of the most perfect pairs we will ever met (or no but ignore it) so before they note that I actually said it out lound and kills me, let's take next one.
Jumin/saeran
Jumin: Clear one, no.
Saeran: Idc...
*Everyone !!!*
Seven: Do you even know what pairing we are handling now?
Saeran: Isn't this Jumin/Rika?
Seven: ... It's Jumin/Saeran.
*Saeran blushes massively*
Saeran: Oh shit, absolutely no!
V: Jumin isn't so bad.
Rika: He is actually very kind and lonely
Yoosung, Zen and Jaehee: ...
V: He is awesome friend.
Rika: You will like him too when you actually get to know him
Everyone except V and Rika: ...
Jumin: Thank you, I guess but it's sound like you were trying to pair us.
Author: That is what it sounded like, but in order to finish this fic before tomorrow (it's btw 21.08 now) we can ignore it and move on
Seven/V
Seven: Uh huh, sorry dude but no.
V: Haha, no sorries, it's no from me too.
Yoosung: Even thinking about it makes my head hurt
Zen: Mine too
Saeran: ...
Jaehee: No.
Rika: From me this is absolutely no no.
Jumin: Don't even wanna imagine...
Seven: Did I just hear right? Did Jumin say 'wanna'?
Seven/Rika
Seven: Rika would make good cousin but no.
Rika: Or you awesome little brother
Yoosung: Did you just compare me to you in Rika's eyes?
Jumin: He did not, stay calm.
Jaehee: Saeran, are you okay?
*Everybody turns to watch Saeran who is sitting on the floor and mumbling to himself*
*Seven hugs Saeran*
V: We should just move forward
*Everybody nods, Seven is still hugging Saeran*
Seven/Saeran
Seven: Brother~
Saeran: Get lost.
Seven: Aww, Don't be shy~
Saeran: HEY HANDS OFF!
Yoosung: They look kinda cute right now, but Saeran looks too annoyed to actually ship this or so
Rika: Agree
Rika: ...
Rika: Could I take photo?
*Everybody turns head to Rika*
Rika: They look so cute~
V: I can take
Yoosung: I could actually take one...
Jaehee: Well, this is most likely one in lifetime opportunity...
Zen: Thought same...
Saeran: SAVE ME! AUTHOR!
Author: Can I have one photo too?
Saeran: NO!!!!!!!!!!
V/Rika
Seven: We have waited this. One pairing where everybody will say yes!
Jumin: I suppose.
Zen: Hate agree with that jerk but...
Saeran: It is yes from me too
Jaehee: There is no way I would say no
Yoosung: Since Rika likes V...
Rika: Than-
Yoosung: BUT THIS IS NOT MEANING THAT I WOULD LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING V!
V: I kn-
Yoosung: I SAY THIS JUST FOR RIKA SO I WAN-
Author: WE KNOW THAT ALREADY, SO SHUT UP!
*Yoosung shuts up*
Author: Thank you.
V/Saeran
Saeran: Err, no.
V: Agree
Jaehee: I think this is something we all agree
Seven: Bad to say but yes.
Rika/Saeran
Author: I'm actually getting hungry so let's try to make this quikly; anybody saying yes?
*silent*
Author: Perfect
Just to tortune everybody
Author: Who would pair me with?
*deadly silent*
Author: I think somebody hate me. FINE.
Seven: Well, it's just that...
Zen: You are author.
Yoosung: We don't even know who you are.
Rika: This is first time we even meet.
Author: Wow... So it feels like this when you are completely forgotted....
Jumin: What you mean forgotted?
Author (smiling innocent): Well, it's probably mean nothing and I'm sure that nobody isn't even interested, but I'm MC...
*Deadly silent*
Zen: You don't look like her.
Author: I'm author. I can look how ever I want (and I wanted eyes...)
V:You don't sound like her either...
Author: Well, since I'm author I wanted little more impressive voice to keep this story on order...
Saeran: You don't act or feel like her...
Author: Nonsenses. When somebody looks and sounds different and is frustated 'cause nobody seems reconize her, it may have some effect don't you think
*Deadly silent*
Author: FINE, problem is me not you and I should just cut this fanfic off before I cause something major!
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