Rfa and Bugs (muhawahahaha)

Author: Nico
Genre: Uhm, I hope you enjoy the fic?
Rating: Since there are those sexual references... 10?... 15?...
Pairing: Rfa/Mc
Beta: Ethel
Summary: RFA vs bugs - epic war of defending the universe
A/N: Some random thing came into My head

Yoosung:
-You all know it already
-He is more scared of cockroach than you
-So it went about:
 "Yoosung! Come help!!!"
 "What's the problem?!"
 "Co- Co- Cockroach! It is there- Yoosung?"
-And you found Yoosung locked up into his room, with some kind of bug killer- drug and big book. And he was under sheets, looking to the door.
-When you came in, he almost screamed
-"Go take care of it."
-"But they are disgusting."
-"It's man's job to protect the girl."
-"I have always been teased that I am girly"
-"And I am prince charming then?"
-Finally you went together
-"It's in the middle of the wall."
-"I go from the right side."
-"And I from the left."
-At that point you kinda felt like agents targetting dangerous criminal
-When you went closer, it rushed towards Yoosung
-"KILL IT!"
-"YOU ARE DEAD NOW!"
-"YOU CAN DO IT HONEY!!!"
-Of course that little creature lost house war III

Zen:
-It was cold march evening
-You were chilling on the sofa
-Watching TV
-You have cuddled up to his side
-He stroke your hair casually while you talked
-Then
-Beetle fell on you from nowhere
-To be exact, right above your shirt
-Then it went in
-And you looked
-Realized what happened
-And then screamed
-Zen jumped little
-You accidentally hit him while screaming so he fell down on the floor
-He was, like, so confused
-Then you took your shirt off which didn't help his confusion
-Did I mention it was march? It was heck cold too
-So you had undershirt too
-Beetle was under it
-Then you screamed "TAKE IT OFF!!!!" to Zen
-Which didn't help at all
-He couldn't get why you wanted to strip while scream
-So he managed
-"In my opinion we should have sex first in bedroom and second when you don't scream."
-And you stopped screaming since you didn't catch it
-Like, how battling against beetle turned into 'let's have sex'???
-There was ultimaten silence about 12.6 second when you just stared at each others
-Finally you answered "Sure, let's have sex after you take the beetle out of this house."
-Zen looked at your undershirt and saw little moving object
-Trying his best to think this and that instead of you he took the beetle and throw it out

Jaehee
-You have this tradition of drinking coffee after closing the cafe every Day
-It wasn't any different monday
-Excapet that this ugly, disgusting trio of ants somehow landed into your coffee
-Jaehee looked
-You rised The cup
-Jaehee panicked
-Yelled "Don' drink!!!"
-And by pure reflecs hit the cup so you wouldn't drink
-Felt like time stopped
-Beatiful cup of coffee flew and found it's way onto your neck and shirt
-Burning hot
-You screamed little by surprise and since it hurted little bit
-Jaehee was so shocked by what she did
-Like why I did that????
-She apologized so many times
-Problem was
-That you didn't have change
-Only your now dirty long sleeved shirt and jeans
-You said that it was no problem
-But Jaehee insisted on changing shirts since it was her fault
-Finally you gave up
-Who would have guessed that those three ants would end up on your mouth anyway in changing progress?

Jumin
-Centipede
-Destroyer of good time
-Basically, you saw it while bathing
-It's cliche but that happens
-So, imagine this relaxing, hot tub filled with clean water and bubbles
-And that nearly 10 centimeters long centipede
-Next to your foot
-Two seconds of confusion
-You scream
-Try to get up
-End up slipping
-And almost drowing into the tub
-Jumin comes on
-Sees you drowing into tub
-Picks you up
-Checs that you are alive
-And then wokes you up by gently shaking you
-When you wake up
-You first remember the centipede
-Then that you are naked
-Centipede is more important so you Focus to it
-"C- Centipede!"
-"Where?"
-"Here!"
-Jumin looks awhile
-Then spots it
-"Take quick shower and dress up in seven minutes, I go pack some clothes. We are leaving house with Elisabeth so that  men from pest control can come and take care of it. Who knows if there is more of them?"
-And that's how cliche bath + Bug turned into escape from the centipede house

Seven:
-Daddy longlegs
-That's one hilarious name for that spider like creature
-So, like at every other Day you were driving around
-Chatting about whatever
-When you spotted this thing clinging up your leg
-Immandiately complete shut-down happened in your mind
-You slowly said
-"D- Daddy..."
-"Yes Mc?"
-"Daddy..."
-"Trying to turn me on? Continue little more."
-"DADDY LONGLEGS!!!"
-Full turn-off
-Seven stopped the car then and there (luckily it was in The middle of nowhere)
and looked at the way you pointed
-And there it was
-Dangereously near to your skirt
-"Stop right there creature, that place is only for me!"
-"Be serious!"
-"Okay"
-Seven strenghed his hand to get this thing
-But it was quick
-While thing turned into tag match on your legs
-Finally Seven got it
-But, in The last moment, he made mistake
-Instead of immadiately throwing it out, he rised that daddy longlegs to your heads side
-By natural instick, you slapped it away
-Hardly
-With Max Power
-It hurted
-Seven looked at his bit red hand, throw the creature out before facing you
-"I saved you from that evil thing and you slap me? Disgrateful little girls are meant to have punishments."
-You kinda felt your face turning pale
-Without going to details (but for those who are really curious, let's just say that Seven #### while €€€€€ and @@@@@ and so on) we just need to Be Happy that The car was in the middle of nothing

V
-So he was painting
-It was one of those he made for fun
-It was his mom
-It was almost ready
-Only face was left
-It was so Beautiful
-You were almost envious
-Then
-From tree above
-This big stupid catpillar landed on paintings face
-V looked at it
-It moved
-Freshly painted face went all messy
-Slowly V picked up The catepillar
-And was about to throw it away
-When you spoke behind him
-"What happened to face?"
-Most likely his reflecs made him kill the catepillar between his fingers
-Bit shocked he looked his hand
-And his only defense for what he did next is that he didn't sleep enough
-He turned to your way and put that hand on you neck
-"What you said again Mc?"
-That cold, heart breaking feeling when you have corpse of catepillar on your neck
-"What is on my neck?"
-Then V realized what he did
-"I'm so sorry Mc, let me take it away..."
-He must have some sleeping problem
-He handn't let down his brush during the incident
-So he ended up smacking your face with it when trying to take dead catepillar of with his other hand
-You wince little
-V is Even More sorry
-"I- I'm so sorry, I haven't slept enough..."
-He stood up in hurry
-And The painting fell down
-At that point it was quite enough to you
-You took The brush, left it there, dragged V to wash his hand
-And basically forced him sleep
-"I'm really okay MC... But you-"
-"Sleep."

Saeran
-You were sleeping together
-Like, actually sleeping
-So you know that feeling when you wake up but there is spider on the ceiling and you are scared to move since for some reason you are scared that it would fell on you
-That's what happened
-You woke up
-Saeran was already awake
-Silently glaring The ceiling
-Spider was there
-Not moving
-You slowly opened you mouth and said
-"How long it has been there?"
-"I woke up half hour ago
-And at that point you knew it was going to be long morning
-"When will it move?"
-"I don't know."
-"I hope it doesn't fell."
-"Seven works on room above, so if he jumps or something..."
-"Oh God."
-"Yep."
-After 15 minutes
-"Will we die here?"
-"No."
-"But when it goes away?"
-"I don't know."
-"I'm hungry..."
-"Me too."
-"..."
-"..."
-"I won't move."
-"Me neither."
-Needless to say at this point, but Saeran doesn't like spiders
-You would probably been there whole day if Seven hadn't come
-"What are you two lying there for?"
-"We won't move 'cause that spider."
-"You mean that really small spot of dirt on the ceiling?"
-"..."
-"..."
-"Man I'm hungry."
-"I want ice cream."
-"Me too."
-Seven was laughing about that, like, FOREVER
-"They were like statues and wouldn't move being scared of stain that looked like spider!"