MysMes special for Vanderwood

Author: Nico
Rating: Whatever
Pairing: Vanderwood/Mc
Beta: Ethel
Summary: Sarah married Yoosung and they held Epic wedding at abonded island without net work Elisabeth as a priest, and at same time Rika was revealed to Be Charman's third wife and Jumin is on reality girl
A/N: So at 20.14 at Friday evening I was like 'Hey, there is so much stuff about MysMes but so little about Vanderwood. There should be more. -> I WILL FUCKING WRITE MORE (MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH)" fic ideas are just collected from around web, sorry for that

Mc on her period
"Let's go kill someone."
"I don't kill anymore."
"This is an expectitation."
"No will do."
"We will go kill that man."
"What he did?"
"Fucking bumbed to me and didn't apologize."
"..."
"..."
"The fact that you are on your period doesn't count as a reason to kill randomly."
"NOW IT FUCKING DOES!"
"NO HELL IT DOESN'T!"
"YOU LOVE ME OR NOT MAN?"
"IT HAS FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SHIT!"
"DON'T CALL KILLING FUCKING BASTARD SHIT!"
As you can see it's always fun when you are on periods.

Nightmares
-So he woke up like at 2am 'cause you were shutting windows down and locking doors all around The House like crazy.
-You also took all weapons around The house to bedroom and sitted next to bed with gun and knife in hands
-Like da fuck do you think you are doing at 2am? When he has work in The morning?
-"You better have great explanation to this insane behavior."
-"It was you. They didn't let you go. They will come and kill you. But that won't happen. I will kill them first when they come."
-It took Even at 2am just two seconds for him to get what you meant
-"Agency won't come after me. I cut it off clean and they wouldn't want anything to do with me anymore. Go to sleep."
-"You don't understand! They lied! They will come and-"
-At that point he realized that reassuring you at 2am about this needed to Be More foward
-So he picked you up, took away weapons and made you lie down next to him
-"It was nightmare, right?"
-"...Yes..."
-"It was just a dream. Agency let me go and it has nothing to do with me anymore. You had just nightmare. If it makes you feel better, you can sleep rest of The night here."
-*Sniff sniff*
-"My shirt is going to get wet."
-"Shut up."
-You curled up next to him and not even four and 1/4 minutes later you both were on deep sleep

Marriage
3 reasons you didn't bother to get married yourself:
1. Too much of work and wasting money
2. You did well already and didn't plan on having Kids
3. It would risk Vanderwood's shitty past on catching him
But of course there is this great organization Rfa which has endless bank account (aka Jumin) great tight schedule all-ready planner (aka Jaehee) idiot who is totally up to planning something like this (aka Seven) never failing persuader (aka Saeran) spririt lifter (aka Yoosung) someone to Be leader and present The idea (aka V) and then there is Zen who did actually nothing except smiled for cameras.
Great isn't it
So you got just picked up at 11am at one Saturday when you were just chilling at home
And got dragged into the church.
"What the hell is happening here? Who are getting married?"
"You two Vanderwood. It was Seven's idea."
"Yep, so come here I have smock~~~"
And that's how Saeyoung and V dragged Vanderwood away from you.
"Mc, I have your dress ready if you would excuse me."
"Jaehee, what is going on?"
"Rfa decides that If you are not going to get married yourself, we are doing it. Dress is by The way made by best of The bests from Korea, France and Japan."
"What?!"
"Just come, it's amazing."
And about 12.30 you were standing behind huge doors with your father, who was informed (that damn traitor).
Then you stepped inside the chapel and saw many many many Faces, and most of them you didn't even reconize. You rather told that there were your all relatives and family, most of Yoosung's and Jumin's, many familiars and familiars familiars of whole Rfa, some organizations and Elly.
Like damn.
You could have kept it down guys.
But when you both were standing on front of The althar and said 'I do' (for bit of surprise to everyone)
It was so worth it.
Or not.
You spent next 7 h and 23.5 minutes sneaking out of your own weddings.
"I never imagined something like that would happen."
"Me neither."
"But you did!"
"What you mean?"
"My ring! I know you bought it!"
"... Totally losing to you. How you knew?"
"Ohoho, I just guessed. And I was right <3"
*Laughs*
"But you bought My ring as well."
"Wha- what you mean."
"No lying Mc."
"... Okay, okay I totally got it! Geez, what if someday we got into perfect situtation for proposing and I didn't have it?!"
This was basically your afterwards conversation in the taxi.

Depressed MC
-This will Be quik
-Like
-He supported you with what he could
-But didn't spoil you
-Get tired of it in The middle
-Treated you too differently
-Etc
-Made you face things hard so you could get over them
-But did it gently
-etc
-Found you even Job you loved
-And Even hobby
-Many hobbies
-Etc
-Etc
-And so
-Most important thing was that he was there always
-Didn't take breaks
-It snapped at you 'cause your illness
-But didn't let you fall into Rika level
-Of course it wasn't all butterflies and rainbows as this fic makes it sound
-But that's completely unimportant
-"JUST BECAUSE YOU MISSED YOUR BUS, GOT YOUR FAVORITE SKIRT DIRTY AND SLEPT ONLY 4 HOURS AND HAVE PERIODS DOESN'T COUNT AS A REASON FOR WEEPING WITH ICE CREAM FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT AT NIGHTS AND SKIPPING WORK!!!"
-"ARE YOU ON MY FUCKING SIDE OR NOT MAN?!!!"
-"THERE GOES LINE SOMEWHERE MISS!!!"
-"DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME WHEN I'M BROKEN WITH MY FUCKED UP BRAIN!!!"
-"LISTEN HERE WOMAN-"
-Life is beautiful isn't it

Perfect gift for Vanderwood
This man hasn't experiences enough fun and Happy things in his life
So it's totally Time for shooting track-shopping-fancy restaurant-movie marathon-weekend!

Saturday:
-Shooting track:
'Why here?' You ask. 'He left this kind of things already.'
Ohohoho My frineds, it's not like that. He still enjoys shooting, just not in real life.
'Aaa' you say 'you are smart.'
Aww thank you.
-Shopping:
I think assuming that he could enjoy choosing his own clothes is sure. Like, maybe not putting up an model show and showing off them all but choosing them. And he would totally like you enjoying yourself while choosing and trying out clothes you like.
-Fancy restaurant:
Food.
Good food.
That's what I mean by that.
Full meal out of delicious food.
Of course anyone would like it.
Everything by his taste.

Sunday:
-Movie Marathon:
Basically all day with good snack food while watching movies
You had picked up his favorites
And made him watch couple silly romantic dramas of yours
He wouldn't complain though
Whole Day side by side with you- with good movies (mostly) and good snacks- what else can he hope for?

Pocky game
No way he would start it
So it went like this:
1. He was totally innocently chilling on sofa while eating pocky
2. You came
3. You came in front of him and totally randomly took other side of pocky into your mouth and started eating it
4. Vanderwood dropped it
5. Totally normal in those circumentars
6. You looked bit strange but ate the pocky
7. He didn't ask anything
8. Box of pockies was next to him
9. Why didn't you take those
10. "Seems like my sneaky plan of kissing you for the sake of pocky game was ruined" you said
11. He was like ???
12. You kissed him
13. Real good
14. "Maybe that makes up to it" you said before leaving
That was how your pocky game went

Mc seducing Vanderwood
No jokes.
So this man said that he won't spoil you with complimets so you should be aware~
Fuck that.
Like when only response for swimsuit is 'looks nice'
Like, am I your loved one or not?!?
So in The evening,
You put your swimsuit on,
And went just sit on his lap when he was sitting on bed.
Facing him,
You would evilly smiling slowly so s l o w l y
Start touching his skin
While moving bit Back and fort on his lap
Legs right closed to his side
And moving your hands for- how you say it again?- for more and more turning on places
Finally getting some touch with your lips too
Let's just say he didn't get off easily from that one

Mc disappears
-Did all he could to find you
-Does all he can to find you
-Still tries to find you
-You opened whole new Life for him
-Got him out of his shell
-And changed his whole Life when he was trapped
-Da fuck he stops trying to find you wbfore finding you
-Actually to The point Saeyoung needs to Make him take care of himself
-Let's just thank God that he made his best to secure you
-So Even If you are kidnapped by some suspicious, unrelated to you, underworld mafia from public restroom through pines, flew to USA within 7 hours you being on coma and made completely unavabaile to recognize and see, sunk into random Part of Atlant to underwater base with food and water rescoures for next 25 years while being Transporter without being seen by anyone or anything,
-He would find you in two years

Tall Mc
-It's real pain that you are so much taller than him
-Actually it is just embarrassed
-But he loves how you glare at anyone who comments your hight from up there and make them completely Shut up
-It's hilarious
-But since being so tall
-You mess up his hair way too often
-Like why, just why?
-What is there that makes it so fun?

Short Mc
-He has been guessed to Be her
-Big Brother 14 Times
-Father 3 Times
-and it's hilarious
-You also had got most perfect size for being teased
-And it's The most adorable when you're curling up next to him
-He really likes your short figure
-But no way you would get him say it
-Wait
-You did it
-To his defend he was sleepy at that Time

C-H-I-L-D

Pregnancy:
He didn't even believe it at start
He, father?
This is joke
When you were at your 3rd month it finally sunk in
So he freaked out and went to get help from Saeran and Saeyoung
He actually gets really well along with Saeran
After getting used to though of having baby he did everything to help you
Box of chocolates at 3am and foot message? No biggie (it was)

Giving birth:
You were at hospital about 26.769 minutes after you said you would give The birth NOW
You got so many fines
He was next to you during progress
Holding you hand with soundless support
He was even more nervous than you
When The child was out
It took like 4 minutes for him to realize it
Or so
After that he stayed next to you like some kind of sculpture named 'man who has many things to get on still'
But when he saw you smiling while holding your child on your arms
He started crying
Like some Niagara fall

After birth:
When he got first restless night 'cause child, he was ready to teaser the kid before you reminded that she couldn't take it
It was busy~ busy~ days
But he actually quite likes having a child
Something that surprises himself completely
You claim that you knew he would love the kid
Vanderwood just didn't quite buy that
He liked most when you sleeped together with The baby, it was so cute
Also when the kid started to smile and called him 'dad'
And when she got older and went to school and peoundly came to tell how she dealed with bullies
But he totally freaked out when you said you were expecting your second child

Bug
If you ask nowadays what happened, he will tell how he broke mug after throwing it onto spider which immadiately died
In truth it went bit differently:
Vanderwood was just drinking coffee at kitchen like any normal person when he saw spider walking on the wall. He didn't freaking however, he knew you hated spiders so he decided to kill it. He went over and tried to kill it with mug he was drinking from. He forgot two things
1. There was coffee in mug
2. Spiders are freaking fast
So when he tried to kill it by crushing it between mug and wall, he actually just missed it and throw whole lot of coffee into his hands and jeans.
Hot coffee really hurts actually. So he, in pain, broke The mug by pushing it too strongly against the wall. And glass shards hurt also.
Now he was reeeeaaaaallllly mad to The spider. After taking glass shards out of his hand he furiously hit the wall until he finally hit the spider and it died.
After four seconds of reliefe he saw The bloody and coffeely mess on wall and his hands and jeans and shirt.
It was really great Day for him.
Especially when later you catched another spider without any mess or problems.

If Mc dies
This is short story.
He
Would
Join
The
Agency
Again.
And no one never saw him again.
He would just Focus to his work.
Like, coming out of The agency led him into heart break, he didn't want that shit anymore.
Just work.
And money.
And no more relationships, any kind of.

When MC tries to commit suicide
It happened at 19.36 at thursday evening in the kitchen.
You had took his taeser gun, and were holding it almost against your skin, breathing slowly.
I don't know How, does he have a sixth sense or something or he found your suicide letter sooner that you thought, but he came rushing in at that point.
And also I don't know How, but when you turned around while pressing taeser gun to your skin, he managed to shoot it out of your hand without hurting you.
Sound echoed in The room for a long time after that, he looking serious as ever, Even mad, just looking at you over his gun. You were standing in the middle of the room, other hand still up, looking at him like prey looks at Predator.
After very long feeled half minute, he dropped gun out of his hand and for third time you have known him, hugged you.
"What the hell you were thinking?!?" His words cutted through your mind straight to the points were Frozen and fixed to commit suicide. All those thoughts turned into deep saddness, his words like waking you up to what you were really doing. You started to crying while hiding your face to his chest.
"ImsorryImsorryImsorryImsorry..."
He Petter your head softly while hugging you still, starting to breath slowly.
"I'm not going to Be soft about it, I don't know If I Even can, but you were doing some really stupid shit right there. And it wasn't okay. But I'm going to stay beside you, and you can rely to me all you need. Just don't leave me."
For some reason that made you cry for even more.

Mc annoys Vanderwood
So it was those days. Coffee tastes like cheap mud from street, you forgot your keys home and then Vanderwood forgot that The pizza in The fridge was yours.
Actually it was mostly The last one's fault.
Anyways, you just randomia decided to freaking act like Seven.
"Hey Mc, where are-"
"Whoa, who is this mysterious person doing on My house?"
"What are you expalining?"
"Oh, it was just The maid~~~ But where is your dress? Black dress with white apron is M-U-S-T!"
"You really Lost it huh?"
"No, I know perfectly where I am."
"Then where is My laptop?"
"Probably somewhere~~~"
"Answers please."
"No."
"Mc."
"No."
"That is annoying."
"No."
"Why are you doing that."
"No."
"Want me to go away that badly?"
"No."
"You are acting really strange..."
"No."
"Answers now."
"No."
"Stop when I'm still nice."
"No."
"You have three seconds."
"Okay okay madam... But could you please clean soon? House has gotten really dirty~ and could you start with vacuuming?"
"My cleaning slave Times are over."
"What else are you here for? Making coffee to me for staying up?"
"... In old days I would have taesered you, but I will do something much more cruel. No hugs for you for a week."
"Okay okay I stop this right away, just don't do that!!!"
"You resembable for Seven was pretty good."
"Oh, tha- WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO WALK AWAY?!"

Bathroom scenes

Vanderwood:
When Vanderwood came on while you were showering, he was just so-
Casual.
He came in and when he saw that you were there, he just calmly pointed out that you had still something on your cheec.
And walked out.
And didn't comment anything.
At all.
Like sure, there is nothing you could say after seeing them whole naked even If that is your girlfriend.
Nothing to stay at all.
Really pissed you off.
He couldn't understand why you were so furious.

Mc:
You had just walked in when you saw him and were already ready to walk out,
When you saw that scar on his back.
Bit more on left side, there was about 5 cm long scar about 0,4 cm wide.
He didn't even pay attention to you.
Before you walked right over to The freaking shower and started to examine his scar.
"What are you doing?"
"Don't move."
"Then stop doing anything weird and let me wash My hair."
You glared at him like 'you-freaking-better-make-this-up-for-me'.
"You can examine what ever there is when I'm done showering."
No use asking from me why that scar was so interesting.

Mc has amnesia
Let's just say you dropped from bed and hit your head obviously pretty badly. When Vanderwood came to check on you, your conversation basically was:
-Are you okay MC?
-Who are you?
-Don't play with me, I'm serious
-Keep away from me dude
-What are you trying to say
-I woke up in a place I don't know, results are obvious. I have been kidnapped.
-That's some crazy shit you are saying
-You have three seconds Time to relase me or
-Or what, woman
You attacked
-DON'T FUCKING BITE MY HAND
-I WILL FIRST TAKE CARE OF YOU AND THEN YOU CAN COMPLAIN
-STOP BITING ME
-NOT WORKING
-OKAY, IF YOU WANT TO BE SERIOUS, I WILL BE SERIOUS TOO
-AUGH, THAT HURTS! HANDS OFF!
-NOT UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF
-I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
-EXCEPT ATTACKING YOUR HUSBAND
-DON'T MESS YOURSELF WITH SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY MUCH BETTER LEVELED MAN WHO DESERVES ME
-STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE
-NOT UNTIL YOU RELEASE ME
-WHY WOULD I
-'CAUSE I WON'T BE ANY OF USE TO YOU NEVER, AND WILL DEFINETLY NOT GO ALONG WITH YOUR PLANS
-DEFINETLY RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU I MISSED MY TV SHOW!
-THAT IS UNIMPORTANT
-COULD YOU STOP MOVING?! I'M TRYING TO GET MY PHONE HERE!
-TO CALL YOUR LITTLE ALLYS TO COME?! OVER MY VERY DEAD BODY
-NO
Then Vanderwood showed your marriage photo and probably collected himself
-"This is what I wanted to show"
-That looks like you
-And you
-...
-"Will you listen now?"
Those little things, you remembered year and date wrong, photos and contact informations in your phone and his supposed story and your friends knew your husband made you believe that you weren't kidnapped and instead had amnesia
Scary stuff that amnesia thing
You should be happy that your taeser gun was on other side of the bed than you fell
It would have been ugly If you would have reached it

Someone attacs Mc and Vanderwood
-So you were totally casually strolling on street when these shady looking middle aged mans came
-"Money" one of them said. Only that
-They so choose wrong prey
-Vanderwood almost taesered them before he remember that he shouldn't do that anymore even before he finished word 'money'
-"Sorry I have just cards with me Buddy." He said instead
-Which sounded really weird to you
-"Why didn't you attack them?"
-"I shouldn't do that anymore, and you know that."
-"They came here asking money and you are willing to let them go with all their limbs unbroken?"
-"That is right. They aren't Even that dangerous I bet."
-"You could have at least shot them or something. You have your taeser gun Even."
-"They are If something serious happens, and these mans would be taken care of with one hand."
-"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT ME?!??!??????"
-"So, that was The problem... CAN'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT IS PROBLEM FROM THE START?!?"
-"OKAY, I SAY. FUCKING BREAK THEIR NECKS IN ORDER TO PROTECT ME!!!"
-"OKAY THEN- Where they went?"
-Those mans were like long gone. Who knows why
-Vanderwood didn't even use his taeser gun

Mc dyed her hair
Bright red is really your color
But let's just say it creeped Vanderwood out at first
Like, you looked like female Seven If you put glasses on
Totally resembled him about Seven
"I think you should try Green or something."
"Oh, okay."
You yourself stated that 'it looks like I have some long grass growing from My head'
But for him it looked really nice
But he said 'Green works much better than red, but I liked natural one too.'
At that point it was about seconds away that World was III started before you remembered that usually when talking about things like that he really liked both of them geniously instead just didn't bothering to think about it or disliking both