RFA's lists

Author: Nico
Genre: I don't know
Rating: Dunno, I think it's just U, R
Pairing: Okay, there isn't, ignore this
Beta: Ethel
Summary: You know If you read the title. So, look up!
A/N: Okay, it is just it, please read.

Author: Okay, here we go.
Saeyoung: What kind of torturing today?
Jaehee: Saeyoung, we talked this out already. Be polite.
Rika: I agree with Jaehee
Yoosung:
Author: Yes, Rika is here, whole RFA is, that's it.
Jumin: What are we doing here?
Zen: I would be anywhere else rather than with you here trust fund kid.
Saeyoung: Cold.
Saeran: It was.
Author: To your question, we are making lists here! Or you are. Let's start now.

Yoosung
1. Finnish college
2. Become vet
3. Become 1. in LoLoL rank

Everyone: ...
Saeyoung: Not gonna happend.
*Author hits Saeyoung*
Zen: First two I get
Jaehee: You should find new goals to your life, Yoosung. Playing isn't proper one
V: I think it's okay
Rika: It is okay, and first two are really good
Jumin: I thought you wanted to C&R
Zen: Yoosung deserves better
Saeyoung: Vet is good
Saeran: Where it comes from
Yoosung: Well, from the start it was Sally...
Rika *becomes really happy* : Ooh, really? I'm so glad!
Jaehee: Vet is good job
Author: So, this was 'goals of life's' list or so, I liked it, moving

Zen
1. You know what I'm made of? Boyfriend material.
2. You look better than me, and even Zeus would be jealous to me
3. I'm single, your are single, coidince? I don't think so
4.

Author: What the hell is this?
Zen: My list
Saeyoung: It is list of pick-up lines
Jaehee & Rika: ... Never use them...
Jumin: That was weird
Zen: Got better lines jerk?
Author: Do you believe on love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
Saeyougn: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurus still exist, right?
Saeran: Let's play a game. Winner dates loser.
Everyone else: ...
Author: Moving.

Jaehee
1. Morning meeting at 8.10
2. Golf company comes at 9.25
3. Mr. Han has dinner with Mr. Chairman at 11.45
4. Cat hotel company at 14.00
5. Elizabeth's trimmer at 16.20
6. Mr. Han's plane leaves at 18.45

Author: This makes me really pity you
Jaehee: Thank you...
Rika: You deserve better Jaehee
V: You would enjoy something else better
Jaehee: Thank you
Zen: That jerk don't deserve employee like you
Yoosung: You don't seem to Be happy there
Jaehee: Thank you. Really^^
Saeyoung: Let me take El-
Saeran: This should be comfortting
Jumin: I feel like there is something against me, or is it just me?
Zen: You are-
Author: Moving

Jumin:
1. Make to-do list ✓

Everyone: ...
Jaehee: I don't know how to react...
Author: Agree...
Saeyoung: That was little lame...
Saeran: ...
Yoosung: Hmm....
Zen: Didn't got anything better jerk?
Jumin: At least not bad pick-up lines
Zen: !
Author: Well, let's just move on...

Saeyoung:
10 facts
1. You are reading this right now
2. You just noticed that that was stupid fact
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3
5. You checked it
6. You are smiling right now
8. You didn't notice I skipped 7
9. You checked it
10. You are smiling right now 'cause you were fooled again
11. You are realizing this is really stupid
12. You didn't notice there was supposed to be just 10 facts

Everyone: ...
Saeran: It doesn't work
Jaehee: At least better than some...
Saeyoung: It doesn't work to everyone
Yoosung: That was actually fun
Saeyoung: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Jumin: Please don't yell
Zen: Better than trust fund jerk's
Author: Don't stuck to it
Rika: Can we move on?
Author: Okay, and you can be next just 'cause why not?

Rika
1. I found RFA
2. I found Mint Eye

Author: I didn't wait that
Saeyoung: What you mean-
Author: Shut up
Jumin: Well, it is true
V: Yes...
Jaehee: This makes me little sad
Rika: It should make you happy since we are now here all together
Saeran: Good point
Author: Let's see what V does

V
-Eggs
-Salad
-Sausage
-Tomatoes
-Onions
-Salt

V: It is normal, and no one had made one, so...
Author: I hate sausage.
Saeyoung: Really?
*Saeyoung brings sausage under Author's nose*
*Author screams (mostly 'cause surprise) hits Saeyoung to somewhere and goes to vomit*
Everyone else: ...
Saeran: What the heck was that?
Jaehee: She really does hate sausage...
Yoosung: Mhmm, are they okay?
Saeran: I go to rescue Saeyoung
*Saeran goes*
Jumin: This kinda reminds me of soap Opera...
Zen: This is rather too weird to be...
Rika: When they come Back?
Author *comes* : Now, and let's move on

Saeran

Author: Where is the list?
Saeran: I don't write lists
Author: DO IT NOW!!!
Saeran: ...

Saeran
1. I need to do this
2. This is stupid
3. This fic is stupid
4. I would rather be at home and do something I like

Author: I feel like crap now
Jumin: This was negative
Saeyoung: I like it
Saeran: 'Cause it's true
Jaehee: Isn't that dangerous to say...?
Rika: I guess so
V: What is what you would do?
Saeran: Eat ice Cream
Everyone: ...
Zen: Eat ice Cream?
Saeran: Yes.
Everyone: ...
Author: So, you really would just be eating ice Cream and not here? Okay, that's it, I'm out, I'm so out, I write this and clock is like million, and you just don't care, FINE, I'm just out of here, have good night and let your ice cream taste really bad!
-THE END-