Rfa as Ib

Author: Nico
Genre: Dunno
Rating: U, G...
Beta: Ethel
Summary: Read~ the~ damn~ title~
A/N: I actually liked this

   "So, I think this is your first time visiting art gallery... Ib? Ib!"
   "Where Mc went? Ib should be in this scene..."
   "I'm comin- ZEN, WHY THE HELL YOU ARE MY MOM?!?!"
   Zen stood there, skirt and woman's shirt on, he even had heels.
   "Jaehee said that she didn't want to take part and I have long hairs so she put me instead!" Zen looked so nervous and his voice was mostly just hopeless.
   "Why Jumin is my dad then?!"
   "I'm only one who is longer than Zen."
   "What about V?"
   "He plays as Guertena."
   "Guertena doesn't even show up even once..."
   "Exactly."
   "Mission abort! Mission abort!"
   "Seven, SHUT UP!!!"
   "Wow, don't ally against me."
   "You shouldn't even ne here!!"
   "Everyone, take your places! We start again, from the prolog. Half minute to the start!"
   "Is that Jaehee?"
   "Yes. Good that Zen is mom."
   "You sound like gay Jumin."
   "Shut up Seven and go to your place."

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   "So, I think this is your first time visiting art gallery Ib."
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   "You want to go first on your own? Oh, okay. Just be careful. Oh, I suppose there isn't any reason to be worried."
   "Just don't disturb other visitors."
   Ib starts walking around on her own. After little while, she sees big painting named '??? world'. Suddenly every lights went out, and became quiet.
   "Aaaand.. Cut! Mc, you are amazing, and what the hell Luciel, you were supposed not to talk to her!"
   "Sorry Jaehee, I just forgot it for a minute..."
   "Anyways, no comes only Ib's personal sturgles. Ready? Starts in two minutes!"

~~~

   Ib shakes some strangers shoulders. No effect. Slowly, she stoods up and turns to find other way to wake him up.
   Then, out of nowhere, starnger with purple hair grabs Ib's ankle!
   "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGH!!!!!!"
   "AUGH, YOU KICK HARD MC!!!"
   "WHY YIU GRABBED MY ANKLE!?!"
   "I was bored?"
   "Bad reason Seven, you are supposed to play Garry, who is fainted at this point!"
   "Mc, Luciel, take your places, we take this again."
   "Yes Jaehee."
   "I'm ready."

~~~

   "What the heck Rika does here?"
   "Why not?"
   "I'm blond. Just like Mary."
   "She sounds like Yoo."
   "Mc, when you started calling Yoosung 'Yoo'? Why I don't have any funny nicknames?"
   "You have more than enough nicknames Seven."
   "Mc, Luciel, shouldn't we continue?"
   "Ah, okay Rika."

~~~

   "Why the hell I need to fail dollroom?!?"
   "Seven... Just do it."
   "Jaehee, it's embarrassing."
   "Just. Do. It."
   "YES MA'AM!"

~~~

   "What's wrong Mary?"
   "I'm Mary. You are Ib. I'm Mary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!"
    "..."
    "Do I need to go after her?"
    "Mc, yes. Again!"
    "Yes Jaehee..."

~~~

   "OW, that hurted!"
   Ib hugs Garry.
   "You must have been very worried... Rika, why you look like you just ate something really bad? Snake, maybe?"
   "Do I really like these stupid dolls?"
   "Uhm, yes."
   "Well, this is just fantastic. Let's take again, I can do it now."

~~~

   "JUMIN, WHAT THE HECK YOU DO AT SCETHBOOK?!?!"
   "You came too fast. It wans't ready yet."
   "But why are you here..."
   "Zen and Yoosung are helping as well."
   "What about V?"
   "Exactly."
   "..."

~~~

   "I don't want lie to you... But I don't want to tell teh truth either... Just know that I always loved you M- Ib."
   "You are making Garry pedophile."
   "Fuck Mc, I can't say that?"
   "Yep, you can't."
   "Guys, you are slow. I can't take petails from single rose forever!"

~~~

   Ib headed to the room upstairs.
   "Ib... Who you came here?"
   "Mar- Yoosung, why the heck you are Mary?"
   "I'm Rika's stunt."
   "I need to burn you."
   "WHAT?!?!"
   Yoosung started crying.
   "We need to find Rika asap..."
   "Mission abort! Mis-"
   "SHUT UP SEVEN!"
   "Wow, you two are so mean."

~~~

They never found Rika.

~~~

   Ib headed away from Mary's ashes. After that she headed to the gallery, back to the big painting.
   "Ib... I have searceh you everywhere."
   Ib turned head to saw... Saeran.
   "Saeran?"
   "Fake-Garry."
   Saeran looked so annoyed 'cause his role.
   "You are fake-Garry?"
   "As you can see."
   "Oh My God."
 
~~~

    Ib took fak-Garry's hand and those two headed away from the painting, away from the change to escape. Screen went slowly black.
    "Cut! Finally!"
    "Wait, I could just took these heels off as soon as Ib went away after prolog?"
    "Yes."
    "WHY DIDN'T NO ONE SAID ANYTHING?!?!"
    "Everyone thought that you enjoyed your costume."
    "You jerk..."
    "Are you finally finished?"
    "V!"
    "Where you were all this time?"
    "I played as Guertena and stayed away."
    "..."
    "V!"
    "Rika!"
    And so se left those two alone.
    "I will go to take these clothes off..."
    "Where is Saeran? Darling, come back~"
    "Hide me from Saeyoung."
    "I thought you liked your costume Zen?"
    "You jerk, who can..."
    "I actually like this school uniform..."
    "It suits you Mc."
    "Aww, thank you Jaehee."
    "Did Rika go already?"
    And like that Rfa had original group together, being like they always were.